"Excuses are the nails that build the house failure."

Paul Bunyan's Beard

Life Rule #808.  Fruit of the Looming Euphoria

Life Rule #808. Fruit of the Looming Euphoria

Clementines.  They're delicious.  Delightful.  Handheld little spheres of joy.

No sooner am I strolling out of the grocery store when the next thing you know I've scarfed down half the crate.  It's the popcorn of the fruit community.  Lip-smacking.

But do you know what's better than a clementine?  Getting to the good stuff in one single peel.  My God.  Are there that many better feelings in life than getting a clementine peeled in one attempt?  Savor that moment, for it won't last forever.  Hell, frame the peel if you're so inclined.  Today was a triumph, friend.  Bask in the tangy glory.

Clementines....one peel away from happiness.



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