Life Rule #808. Fruit of the Looming Euphoria
Clementines. They're delicious. Delightful. Handheld little spheres of joy.
No sooner am I strolling out of the grocery store when the next thing you know I've scarfed down half the crate. It's the popcorn of the fruit community. Lip-smacking.
But do you know what's better than a clementine? Getting to the good stuff in one single peel. My God. Are there that many better feelings in life than getting a clementine peeled in one attempt? Savor that moment, for it won't last forever. Hell, frame the peel if you're so inclined. Today was a triumph, friend. Bask in the tangy glory.
Clementines....one peel away from happiness.