The Airport Bathroom. A Shelter From What?
How is it that the airport bathroom got the nod as a tornado shelter? I mean it. It's a choice, right? Flee to the restroom in the event of severe weather or literally ride out the storm. Well, shit. If my choices are to lay on the floor of a public restroom with my head between my knees collecting God-knows-what kinds of filth OR to just take on the ultimate gamble and stay out in the open? You best believe I'm sprinting right for the Eye.
I'd gladly get swept up into the twister with the hopes of surviving JUST so I could tell tales of my own version of The Wizard of Oz. I'd rather go that route than set up shop on bathroom tile soaking up layer upon layer of dried up urine.
I'm twistin' and I'm shoutin'. Give the people a respectable shelter.