Life Rule #555. No Beans Should Ever Be Cool.
Let's just knock it off with the phrase 'cool beans' already. I'm adamant with this life rule. Where in the hell did this garbage expression even originate?! Cool beans?! Shut your mouth.
Cool beans implies that the moron speaking the phrase is satisfied with whatever situation was just presented to them. Since when were cold beans ever a satisfactory result?? I want my beans piping hot in a heap next to my cornbread and pulled pork sandwich. However I'd happily sacrifice my delicious side if it meant I got to dump it on your face right after I heard you utter the words 'cool beans' in a consecutive fashion.
Please just drop it. Take those 'cool beans' and put a lid on 'em!
Sound good?? Great! COOL BEANS!
Nonsense. Utter malarkey.