Life Rule #585. Whistle While You Wipe
Do you have a stack of baby wipes in your bathroom for those 'just in case' trips to the porcelain? Because you should. Nothing like the cool soothing sensation of a Charmin' wet cloth to keep your rosy little cheeks satisfied. They're like the Zamboni for the raisin hole....cleaning up that 'ice' in between periods. Stop judging and go snag some baby wipes for yourself.