PB & J....Ham n' Eggs....The Next Glorious Duo.
Cringe when I suggest this under $5 appetizer. Shake your head in disbelief and disgust. Question the very action of marrying these two preservative-loaded products. Just please....don't knock it until you've tried it.
In any pinch, this creation will solve all of your problems. It's mostly my last-minute Hail Mary move if I've forgotten to prepare food that's actually edible. HOWEVER, the Hail Mary usually connects and we have satisfied customers.
All you need is a can of Hormel Chili w/ beans and a block of cream cheese. And just like that, in my best Bugs Bunny voice, that's all folks.
Depending on the size of your party, you can up those quantities if need be.
Toss both into a pot and heat up on the stove, occasionally stirring.
The best chip to accompany this bowl of pig slop would be the Frito Scoops. HANDS DOWN. I would actually use up minimal energy looking into any other brand.
So scrounge up all of the above from your local grocer or steal them off of a meth addict. Either way you get them....ENJOY. It really is a delightful party dish.