"Excuses are the nails that build the house failure."

Paul Bunyan's Beard

Sprinkle Some Wiener On That Cheddar Heap

Sprinkle Some Wiener On That Cheddar Heap

Alright now, get those minds out of the gutter and into the kitchen to whip up one of these masterpieces.  Sure, there's a great chance that you don't live in a trailer park but that's one of the beauties of this dish....it can be enjoyed by all.

Mac n' Cheese.  Already a hit.  Take your pick with the shapes while you're at it.  Sweet Lord.  I've always been a sucker for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shapes but I'll hop back onto the prehistoric bandwagon and do the dinosaurs from time to time as well.  You really can't miss the mark whichever direction you decide to go.

Now, pay attention.  For what I'm about to demand is just that....a demand, NOT a suggestion.  You just do not dump your Mac n' Cheese into a pot without accompanying that powdered cheese with some dog....of the hot variety.  Hot dogs folks.  Slip them into the beautiful mess.  You don't eat your cereal without milk, do you?  If you did then I'd be prone to guess that you also never hopped on a swing set and launched your body off at the highest point of the swing.  My point?  Live a little.  Take your playground experience to the next level.  Then take your culinary experiments even further.

The plain old hot dog is always a winning play but from time to time why not call in the brat or a spicy sausage?  Or maybe you're a vegetarian.  And if that's the case then please stop reading this, bee-line it over to the Jolly Green Giant's house and have him pelt you in the ass with frozen peas because you are a bitch.  We here at the Axe don't have time for individuals who can't appreciate a quality meal.  Quite 'frankly' (yes, a hot dog joke) you insult me with your poor life decisions.  Just go away.  Heathen.

Back to addressing the normal folk.  As the title suggests, wieners and cheese.  A walk-off home run of a combination.  Put it together sometime soon.  Enjoy the dish.  Enjoy your life.  I'll catch you in the pasta isle the next time you're stocking up on a Kraft refill.

The Temper Trap

The Temper Trap

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