Life Rule #123. Showers Aren't the Only Place Meant for Singing
The next time you find yourself driving down the road do me a small favor, would ya?
When you've been prompted by a red traffic light to stop at its intersection and someone else pulls up alongside you....just know that you've struck gold.
Quick, navigate your radio to the nearest soft rock station (every city has one and I KNOW you have that number memorized) and turn that shit up to the top. Make your speakers strain under the power of sound blasting forth from their restraints. Let the stallions run free!
Now, just like the Planters peanut has instructed us to do....GO NUTS. Start singing whatever song pops up. Hopefully you know the words, eh? If not, just dance like the driver's seat is on fire.
Once you get a steady increase in your heart rate turn to your automobile neighbor and point directly at him/her. You've done it. You've invited, nay, you've URGED them to join in. They really have no choice in the matter. And if they don't sing along or at the very least give you a hearty chuckle and a friendly honk then what in the hell are they living for?
Just remember that the roads are paved for adventure. It doesn't matter if you're trekking across the country flashing your ham to an unsuspecting carload of women or if you're heading through town running errands with Bone Thugs blasting out of your Sony X-plods.
The two-lane highway is your oyster. Get movin'.