Time to Stop the Corn Cracking
Guys, Jimmy's out there just cracking corn all willy-nilly. Worse than that? Nobody seems to care.
Who ever asked that wretched son of a bitch if we even needed our corn cracked in the first place?
You wanna grill my corn? Fine. Would you like to shuck my corn? Have at it. Butter my corn? Here's a knife, kind sir. But don't you DARE crack my corn without asking.
Take a hike Jimmy. There's no need for any crackin' around these parts.
BECAUSE I DO CARE.