"Excuses are the nails that build the house failure."

Paul Bunyan's Beard

Life Rule #1043.  Noodle Me This.

Life Rule #1043. Noodle Me This.

Answer me this question one:

How do you eat your spaghetti?  Are you a fork twirler or do you cut up your noodles and then go to town?  There's no wrong way to eat your dish, just like there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's....or so they say.  I say there's only ONE way and it's to devour the damn treats.

Anyway, I'm a switch hitter.  Sometimes I'll opt for the fork twirl and sometimes I'll cut my pasta up.  Just depends what kind of mood I'm in.  

Sometimes, my wife and I will reenact our favorite scene from Lady & the Tramp.  We'll head on over to the closest dimly lit alley, setup a table complete with dishware, candles, and softly playing Italian music.  We'll sit there and stare into each other's eyes for an uncomfortable amount of time.  She'll call me a tramp and I'll call her a lady.  After that lovely exchange we'll both start eating slowly, realize we're slurping up the same noodle and that's when the magic happens.  We being to slowly work our way down our respective sides of the noodle and when we meet in the middle it's a kiss that even Disney couldn't make look as passionate.

All I'm saying is enjoy eating your food.  Who knows when you'll find yourself sharing a noddle with a loved one.  Too much?  

Life Rule #0.  Everyone Should Have A Goal

Life Rule #0. Everyone Should Have A Goal

A Penny (Horse) For Your Thoughts?

A Penny (Horse) For Your Thoughts?

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