"Excuses are the nails that build the house failure."

Paul Bunyan's Beard

Catching Up

Catching Up

We've all played the game.  God damn entrance to hell.  Now, typically, when you hear the phrase 'catch up' you cringe a bit because you're tied to a gauntlet of nonsense.  You'll be catching up on drinks.  When do you remember that ever ending well?  You probably don't remember and that's enough of an answer isn't it?

There are other scenarios.  How about catching up on acquaintances?  Maybe your wife met the neighbors while you were out and so the next time everyone meets you have to campaign for approval from the group.  That's horseshit.  

Then you have the work 'catch up'.  Possibly the most deviant out of the bunch.  Gotta catch up from that vacation!  Fuck you.  I'll get to my work when I get to my work.  You just waddled your squeaky little ass to the back of the line with that stunt.  Now I need another vacation from all this catch up.

How about that glorious sick days growing up?  It just rained chicken noodle soup and The Price is Right all day.  Your reward?  Falling behind in class.  Catching up in that realm is less than exciting.  But you nailed the Showcase Showdown so it's a wash.

We're not around here long folks.  For all we know for certain is that we get one run at this life.  Don't waste it trying to 'catch up'.  It won't happen, nor should it.  Get out there and enjoy from the moment you read this unintelligent article up until you kick the proverbial bucket.

Start today.  It's the weekend.  Time to race over to your buddy's place and start catching up!

Anders Osborne

Anders Osborne

....And I'll kill ya

....And I'll kill ya

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